You're born and in a snap you're paying rent and buying toilet paper and all of your utensils belong to you.
Your heart is covered in tape and hot glue and pushpins and strings.
And you are no longer a child and all the words you have ever spoken exist in between two parentheses on your face.
You're born and all of these things really do happen in a snap.
But five minutes can feel like a lifetime when you're waiting for the final beep on the microwave.